you have to feed your coquette girl a daily diet of cigarettes and diet coke or else she turns into a gremlin at midnight and makes a podcast about how much she hates fat people
why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher
Strangers came up to me and my boyfriend behind the bus station and handed us pronoun pins but, like, didnt ask for our pronouns first or anything, they just assigned us some I think
